How to get karma on DesiDime.com forum ? suggestions and best reply ever

Yesterday , i was looking at some old comments in dd forum and there was a thread posted by some newbie regarding how to get karma on desidime ? any working trick or hack method ? may be some script ? or begging may be ? :-P

because in dd , members reputation depends upon karma-

• 0 - 100=Deal Cadet
• 100 -1000= Deal Cadet
• 1000 - 3000=Deal Subedar
• 3000 - 7000=Deal Lieutenant
• 7000 - 10000=Deal Captain
• 10000=Deal Major
• Deal Colonel
• Deal Brigadier

If you don't know about karma system , then you can watch this video for better understanding  -

so let us come to the point ->

In the forum , i was looking at some old threads and there was this thread where i came across this reply , and reply was just awesome and funny , full of humor , so posting here so that all you can see too ....

Q. How to get karma on desidime ?

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there are few other things, noticed by many but hardly spoken of. You can also give these a try;

§ make it a habit to reply in topics started to wish people. Better still, start such topics. [know of people who’ve gone on to be hero (from near zero) merely by doing that.
Recent such example/s.. self edited

§ mere giveaways aren’t it. Do make it a point to slip in the innocuous line asking for rep. either in the topic itself or in messages. It is risky, but often effective. If garbed as natural concluding lines towards the end ‘add karma if you like’ (the give away of codes, tricks, invites, in cart item) or go turbo with> only those adding votes and karma would get it. In-case, hobos here bay for your blood then simply take the comment back to the editing board, chop off the ‘and karma’ part. Add a sincere sounding line like oh sorry i did not mean it. I did not . I edited it now and won’t repeat it (or some such faff).
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§ one of the best and surest ways is to keep such hobos in good humor through well oiled messenger group activity AND THEN simply do the above and vote and appreciate their every second comment.
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§ be bold, update your profile and add that you’d not go from DD till people add karma (bit of an oxymoron, i know) !!
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§ beg innovatively . The catch is to not make it look like begging. So you can start a topic wishing yourself that Yayy I became Deal Cadet finally (or any such $#it). || or go on saying in every deal that you appreciate it a lot and what not but can not add karma as you are a deal newbie blah blah.. Remember! empathy is difficult to get, not sympathy;) [it isn’t called pity $€¤ without reason] | | | |
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§ vote, suggest deals of good natured people who invariably feel inclined to return the gesture back at ya. add karma to them too.

§ every few days (weeks, months.. you pick) take up some cause. Take up some issue, if you can not find any then make an issue out of nothing. Keep mouthing big things. Finally throw a tantrum and ‘declare’ that you are done with DD. (don’t worry, your presence is safe. Many of the hobos (remember: networking is God) would already write epitaphs of DD saying you/people like you were the very soul of this site. this is your cue, come up with a come-back post saying ' Dimers ka pyar khinch laya ' etc.
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§ some remain in high recall, impress or do some thing that gets you the admiration of the minority group Dimers like @Achilles @Krish Avatar @B@R_0_0_D @sbdtrial @Secretagent etc. (these 30000 plusers’ count is not even point zero zero one percent of say, the count of total suspended dimers. serious Minority!)

§ remain away from the site for days at end or ask/tell stuff to people in their karma log, invariably stirring their reflex to do likewise.
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§ make it a point to respond to every new topic by a member wanting clarity on what Karma is, how it works (or how to give karma/ get karma) .
Recent such example/s.. self edited geez! why is everyone looking at me like that and rolling their  eyes.
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Sharing good information, nice offers and in general being a good participant are the most satisfying ways actually, so recommend you to Try them first. :-)

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some other suggestion from members which you can follow to get good karma too  ->

here are some things that i would suggest you to get good karma's by members -

1.  by sharing some good and valuable deal so that people .
2.  by helping other members of forum , suggesting their deal , giving them good suggestions how they can improve there deals and in other stuffs .
3.  by doing friendship with them :-)
4. by begging to members ( cheap but works )
   
5. by asking politely in message / inbox ( may works many times )
6. by asking them for karma in karma logs :-P
   
7. by wishing other dimers on there success and they will shower you with lots and lots of karma :D
8. by sharing tricks in personal message or chat and asking them for karma in return if they like ...
9. by keep doing good work and hope your deal wil get fpd or some admins will see you and give you +100 karma points ...
10. and last one , and the most productive one ,., give karma to other people and in return they will give karma back to you ... more like 'len-den' as it is said in india

till now , i hope that you would have understood what you will have to do on formum like desidime to get good karma ?? 

but still , if you are not satisfied , and thinks that all the methods mentioned above are total bullshit , then you always have the 'bramashta'

thanks for reading :-D

hope you get all the karma that you need ,
What Goes Around Comes Around :-D

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